girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

image

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withoutyourwalls:

Martin Smith

withoutyourwalls:

Martin Smith

drunkyeezus:

My dog is my best friend

drunkyeezus:

My dog is my best friend

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

4gifs:

Parrot makes it rain. [video]

4gifs:

Parrot makes it rain. [video]

epicaistar:

Very happy how it turned out.:)

epicaistar:

Very happy how it turned out.:)